Only God Can Judge Me
Story time

billiamswheatdown:

blacksparkproject:

My father once told me to get milk for his coffee and I came in it. I thought he would like cum its creamier.

He grounded me. I jerked off that entire weekend.

The moral of this story is I was raised by a ungrateful man.

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yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

lovel-ylesbian:

♡

arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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ilmareditroppo:

Distance. 

welc0me-t0-my-fantasy-w0rld:

Yeah, I ship them so hard. 

wesingofsorrow:

bl-ossomed:









i couldn’t not reblog this

Fuck

where are the girls that actually want this,
like I GOT YOU. 
i got us.
fuck.

Crying

FUCK

whoa.

And why does the right girl never want this? Eh

please

what girl doesn’t want this


Awww

wesingofsorrow:

bl-ossomed:

i couldn’t not reblog this

Fuck

where are the girls that actually want this,

like I GOT YOU. 

i got us.

fuck.

Crying

FUCK

whoa.

And why does the right girl never want this? Eh

please

what girl doesn’t want this

Awww